Comics Are Messing Up My Sex Life


Post by Auntie Vice

Seriously, some of you are really messing up my sex life. It’s not because you are bad in bed (I haven’t slept with you), but you have some really good jokes about sex.

Good jokes stick with me. And my brain recalls them, a lot.

So now, when I pull a hair off a guy during a bj, I momentarily think of Lance Wood’s joke about White girl hair being like Easter grass. If I guy can’t get it up, I think of Damian banging two rocks together. And I am always momentarily grateful that a girl doesn’t have a Hitler mustache on her lady bits and think of Jacklyn.

Seriously, more of you have ended up in my sex life than you know.